Nudity

While it may be legal (still debatable even though we were unable to find a ticket in the vehicle law code) drive an extremely low sitting car completely buck naked, it may not be advisable considering the approximately ten calls from horrified parents that a sixty year old man was driving completely naked with the windows down. While us and the several other officers that showed up appreciate the laughs this provided and eventually settled on just suggesting for you to cover up somewhat, please next time have at least a dark side window tint. No one wants to see that on a nice sunny day...